Yeah, there’s a hurricane going on outside and there’s no metro and no cabs and we haven’t figured out the technology needed for some sort of weatherproof system of tubes, so we aren’t going to open today.

Also, because we feel that we have a moral responsibility NOT to get people drunk and then send them out into 50 mph winds. ┬áBut also because we don’t have a waterproof video camera to record that type of hilarity.

Stay safe and dry and we’re going to do our best to be open tomorrow.

Stay tuned.